Little Johnny asked his Mom the meaning of two words that some mean kids at school were using - Pussy and Bitch.
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said, "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little moonbeam.
A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
Johnny said, "Thanks, Mom."
He then went outside and found his Dad in the garage. Johnny said, "Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said, "Son, never ask your mother about these things. Ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, and drew a circle around the pubic area. He then said to Johnny, "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"
Dad replied, "Everything outside the circle."
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