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B A B Y L O N - Elsdorf / Re: Babylon (Elsdorf, kleinere club)
« Gepost op: 21 mei 2015, 20:36:52 »
Ah Babylon ! The best FKK club in Germany, what a joke, if it didn’t exist… i wish nobody would have the idea to invent it ! But something like this can’t be invented ! otherwise the one who created such thing would deserve to be sent in jail !
I went there once (it’s already too much !) in October
On a Wednesday i ringed and found a woman who has a sympathy which can make regret a prisonner sentenced to death penalty to have not received the fatal lethal injection. But when i saw the faces of the girls then i thought they would receive the injection in the next five minutes.
The Thekefrau asks me if i come here for the first time. I lied. I told her i came already but it was a long time ago…
She shows me the changing room and told me a girl will make me visiting once back from the changing room. I replied that it was not necessary.
I hate that a girl makes me visiting the club for my first time there : if she’s ugly she will insist in a way or an other for being taken ! And i would have the same feeling as a kid changing school during the year. The teacher makes you visit the school and everyone stares at you. « Hey did you see ? It’s a new one ! Did you see his shoes ? his school bag ? So bad isn’t it ?
The changing room is very tiny, had to let my things on a chair, i don’t want to imagine where there is a lot of people ! We are likelt to touch Wolfgang’s balls who in spite of his 65 years wants to taste romanian’s pussies which will only swallow his wallet more than his dick !
I lead myself the visit of the club : Showers, jacuzzi and a big mattress just behind a screen. But seemingly no torture room. I was wrong, yes there is one ! It is the main area of the club. There is such a bad and cold atmosphere that i’m looking for the hanging room in order to shorten my sufferings but i can’t fin dit so i decided to return in the torture area…
On the ground floor is the bar, a buffet which can be compared to a canteen/cafeteria of a small company in financial difficulties and receivership… By the way the mussels on the right seem fresher than ones between the legs of the romanian girls who are all very haughty and arrogant.
Upstairs there is a kino and some rooms…
Very few places for being isolated with a girl, i have the feeling of being in Secret Story !! Where is the voice ? I’m seeking a confessional for admitting my sin and pain of being in such a dull place.
At the beginning of the afternoon there should be 5 or 6 clients and a dozen of girls. Very disappointing line up. Still no way to find the very beginning of a smile even searching the eye contact, they look at us on a very indifferent way sending you in the best case to the closest purgatory.
The atmosphere and ambience are disastrous, nonexistent with that girls who are permanently in a sulk, showing very depressed faces, others seem dying on the sofa not caring at any moment at the bears and some also seem wishing to escape their destiny. They couldn’t compete to Miss Romania not only because they are not attractive enough but especially because of their unability to smile. They achieved to make us depressed only by looking at them !
I’m ordering a Cola and the thekefrau who « welcomed » me at the beginning clearly showed i was disturbing her ! Sorry ! Next time i will drink it in the toilets ! Or i will as kit to the the nurse with a sedative in more !
The least we can say is that this club is very boring, as boring as being in the waiting room of a doctor where everyone stare stonily at each other. In fact nobody looks at each other, maybe it’s better like this !
I’m looking around the property but it’s quickly done, i was thinking i wouldn’t stay there for long time. From time to time some new clients arrive. It should be regular clients as the girls greet them… but as for me i’m still stinking ! It should be also because i don’t have the same wallet as Wolfgang. It is said that in Elsdorf doctors prescribe three times more anxiolytics and sedatives than in all Germany ! That’s it ! Babylon club should have some shares in the antidepressors in the pharmaceutical industry.
Well considering i’m here in that club i will try to make a room. Maybe i will be positively surprised… Miracles are always possible !
It should be underlined that the line up is not 100% romanian : there are black girls but german, hungarian and bulgarian ones.
As the girls never come towards the men for talking, i did it myself with one of them. She seems indifferent (like the others) and i am not in a mood already. Others are arrogant and look at you as if you were a chicory and ignore you while my hand almost touch the skin of one of them. Is it possible to have your attention please ? Should we take an appointment ? Unless there are only some parts of the day in which they are «available » ?
I don’t remember her name but as a misfortune never comes alone she is romanian ! The thekefrau should spank them when they got interested in the clients as the girls do everything for nor being asked nor disturbed nor opened to the contact. They make you understand it. Well she has black hairs with a common face and a nice body.
She looks a bit like Arianna Grande, well a wannabe Arianna Grande . I have always dreamed to fuck a brainless girl who can’t sing ! We were discussing at this moment and as nothing happens in that club they listen to our discussion !
No wish to do some social time in such conditions so i ask her directly the room…
In the room nothing interesting, very bad level of service, not as bad as Marechaux in Paris or in a Red Light District but really bad, The only good point is that the half hour has been strictly done. Staying in room with a vegetable who isn’t talking, far from being involved and who is caressing your belly as if you were a cat, i don’t see any interest in it.
Once out of the room she goes directly behind the branch writing something on her paper… I was waiting her for the payment but she replied that we pay at the end just before going out of the club. I don’t like this way because it opens the possibility of many abuses. She is likely to fuck me better than i fucked her finally ! Well it is valid if ever you are still alive at the end of the day and didn’t commit suicide considering the huge depressing aspect of that club ! I ask the girl what she wrote on the paper and she became angry because of it ! Sorry my dear but when i receive some bills i look at them before paying ! And at least there was a real service provided before unlike with you….
the amount is ok. It will be the only good thing with her. Let’s have a shower now…. I decide to try the buffet and truth is that we have to do with a minimalist buffet which is not very tasty. A can of food for sure…
I don’t dare to ask a drink because i feel i will disturb them like the first time. My chance was this girl who was behind the bar and to whom i asked a coca. I also asked curare poison for ending my pain but she replied there is no anymore as all was given already. Bad luck.
There are little by little more clients. A little bit more atmosphere (well at the Babylon scale !) but it still remains very calm and dead… Pity we have only a towel because i would have killed the time and boredom with crosswords….
Life is too short for wasting my time longer there. Girls remain in their search of a rope for a suicide but I decided to put an end to this torture and escaping direction Planet Eden which is not far from the Baylon but far from being like Babylon which is incurable.
Conclusion : Babylon is a miserable bad club without any interest, without any interaction with the girls, without atmosphere but with depressed, not attractive and cold girls snubbing the clients. The food is close to a company canteen on strike which had to ask urgently a subcontractor of illegal immigrants workers cooking for the first time. The welcome was everything but friendly and the invoicing is opaque. I do regret to have paid 50 euros for such content. But it it is the price of the antibiotics which will help me to never come back anymore. This visit has been the best vaccine for me and i even was eager to come back home eating a remoulade celeri while masturbating in front of a porn movie. I can assure you that it is much less depressing than a visit in Babylon.
I went there once (it’s already too much !) in October
On a Wednesday i ringed and found a woman who has a sympathy which can make regret a prisonner sentenced to death penalty to have not received the fatal lethal injection. But when i saw the faces of the girls then i thought they would receive the injection in the next five minutes.
The Thekefrau asks me if i come here for the first time. I lied. I told her i came already but it was a long time ago…
She shows me the changing room and told me a girl will make me visiting once back from the changing room. I replied that it was not necessary.
I hate that a girl makes me visiting the club for my first time there : if she’s ugly she will insist in a way or an other for being taken ! And i would have the same feeling as a kid changing school during the year. The teacher makes you visit the school and everyone stares at you. « Hey did you see ? It’s a new one ! Did you see his shoes ? his school bag ? So bad isn’t it ?
The changing room is very tiny, had to let my things on a chair, i don’t want to imagine where there is a lot of people ! We are likelt to touch Wolfgang’s balls who in spite of his 65 years wants to taste romanian’s pussies which will only swallow his wallet more than his dick !
I lead myself the visit of the club : Showers, jacuzzi and a big mattress just behind a screen. But seemingly no torture room. I was wrong, yes there is one ! It is the main area of the club. There is such a bad and cold atmosphere that i’m looking for the hanging room in order to shorten my sufferings but i can’t fin dit so i decided to return in the torture area…
On the ground floor is the bar, a buffet which can be compared to a canteen/cafeteria of a small company in financial difficulties and receivership… By the way the mussels on the right seem fresher than ones between the legs of the romanian girls who are all very haughty and arrogant.
Upstairs there is a kino and some rooms…
Very few places for being isolated with a girl, i have the feeling of being in Secret Story !! Where is the voice ? I’m seeking a confessional for admitting my sin and pain of being in such a dull place.
At the beginning of the afternoon there should be 5 or 6 clients and a dozen of girls. Very disappointing line up. Still no way to find the very beginning of a smile even searching the eye contact, they look at us on a very indifferent way sending you in the best case to the closest purgatory.
The atmosphere and ambience are disastrous, nonexistent with that girls who are permanently in a sulk, showing very depressed faces, others seem dying on the sofa not caring at any moment at the bears and some also seem wishing to escape their destiny. They couldn’t compete to Miss Romania not only because they are not attractive enough but especially because of their unability to smile. They achieved to make us depressed only by looking at them !
I’m ordering a Cola and the thekefrau who « welcomed » me at the beginning clearly showed i was disturbing her ! Sorry ! Next time i will drink it in the toilets ! Or i will as kit to the the nurse with a sedative in more !
The least we can say is that this club is very boring, as boring as being in the waiting room of a doctor where everyone stare stonily at each other. In fact nobody looks at each other, maybe it’s better like this !
I’m looking around the property but it’s quickly done, i was thinking i wouldn’t stay there for long time. From time to time some new clients arrive. It should be regular clients as the girls greet them… but as for me i’m still stinking ! It should be also because i don’t have the same wallet as Wolfgang. It is said that in Elsdorf doctors prescribe three times more anxiolytics and sedatives than in all Germany ! That’s it ! Babylon club should have some shares in the antidepressors in the pharmaceutical industry.
Well considering i’m here in that club i will try to make a room. Maybe i will be positively surprised… Miracles are always possible !
It should be underlined that the line up is not 100% romanian : there are black girls but german, hungarian and bulgarian ones.
As the girls never come towards the men for talking, i did it myself with one of them. She seems indifferent (like the others) and i am not in a mood already. Others are arrogant and look at you as if you were a chicory and ignore you while my hand almost touch the skin of one of them. Is it possible to have your attention please ? Should we take an appointment ? Unless there are only some parts of the day in which they are «available » ?
I don’t remember her name but as a misfortune never comes alone she is romanian ! The thekefrau should spank them when they got interested in the clients as the girls do everything for nor being asked nor disturbed nor opened to the contact. They make you understand it. Well she has black hairs with a common face and a nice body.
She looks a bit like Arianna Grande, well a wannabe Arianna Grande . I have always dreamed to fuck a brainless girl who can’t sing ! We were discussing at this moment and as nothing happens in that club they listen to our discussion !
No wish to do some social time in such conditions so i ask her directly the room…
In the room nothing interesting, very bad level of service, not as bad as Marechaux in Paris or in a Red Light District but really bad, The only good point is that the half hour has been strictly done. Staying in room with a vegetable who isn’t talking, far from being involved and who is caressing your belly as if you were a cat, i don’t see any interest in it.
Once out of the room she goes directly behind the branch writing something on her paper… I was waiting her for the payment but she replied that we pay at the end just before going out of the club. I don’t like this way because it opens the possibility of many abuses. She is likely to fuck me better than i fucked her finally ! Well it is valid if ever you are still alive at the end of the day and didn’t commit suicide considering the huge depressing aspect of that club ! I ask the girl what she wrote on the paper and she became angry because of it ! Sorry my dear but when i receive some bills i look at them before paying ! And at least there was a real service provided before unlike with you….
the amount is ok. It will be the only good thing with her. Let’s have a shower now…. I decide to try the buffet and truth is that we have to do with a minimalist buffet which is not very tasty. A can of food for sure…
I don’t dare to ask a drink because i feel i will disturb them like the first time. My chance was this girl who was behind the bar and to whom i asked a coca. I also asked curare poison for ending my pain but she replied there is no anymore as all was given already. Bad luck.
There are little by little more clients. A little bit more atmosphere (well at the Babylon scale !) but it still remains very calm and dead… Pity we have only a towel because i would have killed the time and boredom with crosswords….
Life is too short for wasting my time longer there. Girls remain in their search of a rope for a suicide but I decided to put an end to this torture and escaping direction Planet Eden which is not far from the Baylon but far from being like Babylon which is incurable.
Conclusion : Babylon is a miserable bad club without any interest, without any interaction with the girls, without atmosphere but with depressed, not attractive and cold girls snubbing the clients. The food is close to a company canteen on strike which had to ask urgently a subcontractor of illegal immigrants workers cooking for the first time. The welcome was everything but friendly and the invoicing is opaque. I do regret to have paid 50 euros for such content. But it it is the price of the antibiotics which will help me to never come back anymore. This visit has been the best vaccine for me and i even was eager to come back home eating a remoulade celeri while masturbating in front of a porn movie. I can assure you that it is much less depressing than a visit in Babylon.