Don't thank me but boff, aka the cheek-magnet.

I suppose you mean the "chicks-magnet"
Yeah, my mojo is 100% efficient in samya :trio
and this saturday was groovy baby, shagadelic, yeaah baby yeahhh
All day long, sweet and funny teasing from girls without sharky intention, good chats, Even the beautiful young brunette theke pinched my ass

But what I missed this day, was what cochon128 had:
In French, cul-bordé-de-nouillitude or in english the cuckold’s luck
He spotted a really nice 20 year’s old teen named Feria (or the Fetya kanariePiet spoke of) and a crazy Latvian girl.
Exactly the kind of girl I like, but unfortunately, I no longer bear the idea to go after cochon :021:

There were some other really beautiful girls, like Raissa, but they didn’t pass the "psycho boff" test :ecomcity:
Alice surprisingly did.
22y, 1 month in samya, thin, nice ass and boobs, short hair, no make up, quite weird.
But I made the begginer’s mistake as I forgot to ask her where she had been working prior to samya. Everywhere in NRW, she told me afterwards.
I realized that by myself in room, but it was too late.

For my part, i was waiting for Amy/Emmi and feared for her sake with all those Don Juan around but (un )fortunately she did not come 
So in the evening, plan must be changed and Boff/Noo75 helped me very much, they booked Mia for me, Thanks guys  :-P !

As a matter of fact, it was a misunderstanding.
I saw Mia arriving around 6-7, and I mistook her for Amy as the description fitted.
I just grabbed her and made acquaintance, kept her away from other guys until Tikinui came.
My mistake.
If I knew Mia was a nymphomaniac, as Tikinui wrote, I would have kept her for me because that was the only time I saw her, apart a moment when she was kissing a guy in the patio. Well, that was more eating his mouth and tongue than kissing!
what the fuck did I do :banghead:
I should stop being a nice guy , and just be a selfish scoundrel like cochon

anyway.
this Saturday, I met Hanna again.
she didn’t forget my refusal depiste how hard she tried to convince me to go in room, and she definetely wanted her revenge.

She didn’t have much trouble to convince me this time as she’s now to my taste.
her photos in her topic are pretty accurate, despite a certain lack of firmness of her body.
And I confirm that she’s hot and naughty, really naughty with infinite resources :bonken
I had 2 sessions to realize this and I ended up without any power left for the rest of the night.

ultimately, It was a really nice and pleasant day with Hakan’s birthday party and some delicious extra food, Some good music, Turkish, manele, old disco and funk, a good atmosphere, a very good line up and lots of dancing girls.

Samya, what else?

goddamn it! 
did she lie to me when she said I was the first? 
and about being the best, the more handsome and the funiest, did she lie too? 
well, being the first before cochon128 is just fine for me. 

Verdorie toch... en ik heb twee uur een wonderlijke tijd met haar op kamer gehad.  Ja met Isabella.  En ik schrijf daar dan niet over.  Als ik dus een pluim wil verdienen, als ik eens in de bloemetjes wil gezet worden...

It is a pity that such a pretty girl like Isabella does not have the success she deserves. Still, on this saturday.
You had patience and a talent for taming her :040: and now she gives you her best, I say bravo :great:
I do not doubt she has some potential :adult
this could be a good challenge to follow your method but I think for me it's a dead end..

did I say I wouldn't go back? I lied  :-P
please count me in.

Carmen, 21y, from costanta.
small brunette with beautiful blue eyes, a nice thin nose (that's rare with romanian girls ) and a very pretty smile.

she catched my attention as I saw something different in her that the other usual romanian girls in the club that day didn't have.
and I wasn't wrong. of course, cochon noticed that too :021:

she's open minded, very natural and always smiling.
in room, she gives french kiss easily, she's tactile and very sweet.
and she has a very cute way of biting her lips when she takes pleasure with the cuni.
no wonder why her thread is this long with good commentaries.
totally satisfied  :great:

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   the english version
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After another unconvincing stay in Acapulco this late March, despite its party and 110 girls , the desire to do something new became urgent.

The opportunity given by my friend noo75 to whom I offered my free ticket several months ago, to offer in return his free ticket to me was very welcome.
Therefore I thank Noo and all the staff of relaxx.

So here we go this Saturday the 18th with my usual companion cochon128 and 2 other rakkers for my very first visit in PSR.

The club
The tour gave me mixed feelings.
It’s a comfortable club, quite spacious with many amenities worthy of the best clubs, with tasty and various food at will (within stock limits).
The pool table and ping pong are real good ideas that are fun when you get bored.
But some funny details give two weird feelings :017:
First, the impression of being in a retirement residence :
club with a (too much) quiet atmosphere, darts and chess games are there, as well as lots of magazines, there are baths for feet and a weird pit, and some unlikely toilets in the restaurant area :wtf:
Secondly, the impression that time seems to have literally stopped:
The decoration is outdated and lame (wooden beams, bamboo, sanatorium-like tiles….), music from the 80’s (bonnie tyler, richard sanderson, laura branigan ...), german customers who all look like derrick and his deputy , and some girls announcing 30 years old appear to look like 10 less .
we are in twilight zone. For sure :17:

The line up
When we arrive in the early afternoon, there are about twenty girls max, 5 are to my taste.
The line up will not change in the evening, apart the arrival at 18h of 3 german girls, 2 of them will happen to be a most pleasant surprise :-P.

General watchword: user-friendliness, smiling, talkings, no rush or no obligation, and this is really valuable. The drawback is that the German guys monopolize the most beautiful girls for hours to discuss about cars, football and sausages instead of going in a room. :sign0065:

As usual, I need to perform some biodata and succinct psychological profile of girls I spotted and then deliberate and decide, sometimes several hours later, which irritates the spontaneous and impulsive cochon. :-P
here's some info:

- Antonella
28y, Italian, auburn long hair, smiling and very natural.
Behind this cajoling smile, apparently hide poor services in bedroom and a ruthless business woman.
The impulsive cochon will pay the price, my hesitancy will save me. :098:

- Mia
22y, german, gorgeous blond haired, blue eyed girl.
About 2 years in PSR, mainly weekends.
She’s undoubtedly the most beautiful girl in the club and therefore the most sought. :banghead:
When cochon and I approached her as soon as she’s finally available, she’s very responsive and then it’s laughters in cascades, to the chagrin of some German guys wondering what was going on and coming to check what all the fuss was about :017:. What? A girl laughing out loud at PSR?
Behind her chic and stylish attitude, she’s very open minded.
this is a go for me.

- Nikki
30y, Czech, In my opinion, the second best.
Very Pretty brunette with blue eyes who doesn’t look like her age, face and body.
3 years in PSR.
She stays essentially at the bar, where she spends a lot of time doing social time with regular clients.
I was reluctant because of  her seniority but she seems to be a great value if I believe what my companion said after having a great session with her.
too bad for me.

- Delia, 24y, Romanian, the most beautiful curve and ass in the club
and her little dark skin friend cristina, 21y (30y actually :017:)
both 1 year in PHG, 3 weeks in PSR after passing by the samya.
The circumstances will make me go with Cristina while I prefer Delia’s body, because Cristina is more receptive to my jokes boff trademark.
It’s all about feeling but i will regret Delia's amazing ass

The 18h bonus :111:
Jolie and Jennifer, german student girls from bonn, this is their very first step in clubs!

- Jolie
21y, blue-eyed brunette with Russian origins, chubby curves (nono approved ) choosen by cochon.
perfect, I prefer the blonde one, thinner.

- Jennifer
19y, blonde hair with highlights, blue eyes, square face like mila kunis’ or selena gomez’. Nice curves.

both are Friendly, but a little bit nervous and their limited English speaking does not help. Furthermore, they seem to be imunized to my lousy sense of humor that usually works so well with the Romanian girls
Well, We’ll see further in room.

Sessions

• Mia
  astonishing body, beautiful B+ cup with erectile tits, great ass, dfk at will, very tactile.
  "deutch qualitat" blowjob with naughty looks, alternating vigorous oral sex and games with her piercing tongue.
  For the rest, she’s a sex fury :censored. She overplays a bit her PSE role, but she actually gives everything for the pleasure of her partner. different positions done cheerfully, it’s dynamic, there’s commitment, this is quite exceptional.
   :great: :great:

• Cristina
  Petite dark skin brunette, nice cup A and small ass, good and gentle applied blowjob, it is far above average for a Romanian girl.
  She’s getting wet naturally, she’s involved and lets her go with Dfk, caresses and GFE attitude.
   :great:

• Jennifer
  Beautiful shapes, very soft skin, pretty C cup, the body lacks a bit of firmness but still retains the qualities of a 19years old body.
  her pussy is of a rare delicacy and softness, thin, straight lips, this is a gold pussy. The kind of pussy tym is fond of
  The cuni is a delight and she gets quickly overwhelmed.
  Dfk, sensual caresses, applied blowjob, indulgent in pleasure, this is far more than GFE, this is 100% natural, a meeting that simply makes you forget that it's charged.
   :great: :great: :great:

conclusion
This club is a paradox.
A club that is dull and outdated (as is the acapulco and was the samya), quiet with no atmosphere, light line up but a club that holds some pearls and has occasional surprises.
I never would have thought to have a 100% win with these 3 completely different sessions, 1 PSE, 1 GFE and 1 natural.
Nevertheless I do not think I will go again, the begginer’s luck is mostly one shot

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   la version française
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Apres une visite peu convaincante de l’Acapulco fin mars malgré la party et ses 110 filles, l’envie de faire quelque chose d’inédit et de plus confortable devenait pressante.

L’opportunité par mon ami noo75, à qui j’avais offert mon entrée gratuite il y a plusieurs mois, de me céder à son tour la sienne arrivait à point.
De ce fait je remercie tout le staff de relaxx et noo.

Me voilà donc parti ce samedi 18 avril avec mon compagnon de virée habituel, cochon128 et 2 autres rakkers sympa pour ma toute première visite du PSR.

Le club
La visite des lieux me donne une impression mitigée.
C’est un club confortable, assez spacieux avec de nombreux équipements dignes des meilleurs, nourriture à volonté très correcte et diversifiée (dans la limite des stocks).
le billard et le ping pong sont de vraies bonnes idées qui amusent quand on s’ennuie.
Mais certains détails donnent 2 impressions bizarres
1. l’impression de se trouver dans une résidence de retraités.
club très (trop) calme sans ambiance, les jeux de fléchettes et d’échecs, les revues de bagnole en libre accès, les bains pour les pieds et la sorte de fosse, et surtout d’improbables toilettes dans la zone restaurant.
2. l’impression que le temps semble s’être littéralement arrêté.
Décoration vieillotte, passée (poutres en bois, bambous, carrelage de sanatorium…), musique des années 80 (bonnie tyler, richard sanderson, laura branigan…), fréquentation d’allemands qui ressemblent tous à derrick et à son adjoint, et même certaines filles qui annoncent 30 ans mais en paraissent 10 de moins.
Bref, on est dans twilight zone.

Le line up
A notre arrivée en début d’après midi, une vingtaine de filles max sont présentes, dont 5 sont à mon gout.
Le line up ne changera pas en soirée à part l’arrivée à 18h de 3 jeunes allemandes dont 2 s’avéreront être une surprise des plus agréables.

Mot d’ordre général : convivialité, sourires, discussions, pas de rush, pas d’obligation, et c’est appréciable. Inconvénient, les allemands s’accaparent les plus belles pendant des heures pour discuter bagnole, foot et saucisses au lieu d’aller en chambre.

Comme à mon habitude, biodata et profil psychologique succinct à établir de toutes celles qui m’intéressent avant de délibérer et me décider, parfois plusieurs heures après, ce qui a le don d’énerver le spontané et impulsif cochon.

- antonella
italienne 28a, cheveux auburn longs, souriante et très naturelle.
Derrière ce sourire enjôleur en salle, se cache apparemment  un mauvais plan en chambre et une femme d’affaire impitoyable.
L’impulsif cochon en fera les frais, mon indécision me sauvera.

- Mia
22a, magnifique allemande  blonde aux yeux bleus, environ 2 ans au PSR, essentiellement les weekend, sans contexte la plus belle du club et donc la plus sollicitée. Elle va devenir une pro en bagnoles et foot, c’est sur (les saucisses elle est déjà passée maitre).
Quand on l’aborde avec cochon, façon vélociraptors (méthode d’approche brevetée et certifée 100% drôle et efficace), ce sont fous rires en cascades, au grand dam des allemands qui sont venus s’agglutiner en se demandant ce qui se passait. Mais qu’est ce donc tout ce raffut? Une nana qui s’esclaffe au PSR ?
Derrière sa démarche assurée de star, elle est vraiment cool et abordable.

- Nikki
superbe tchèque de 30 ans, 3 ans au PSR. Selon moi, la 2e plus belle.
Très Jolie brune aux yeux bleus qui ne fait absolument pas son âge, de visage et de corps et qui reste essentiellement au bar, ou elle passe énormément de temps à faire du social time avec des réguliers.
Son ancienneté m’a refroidi mais elle semble être une valeur sure si j’en crois mon autre compagnon qui a eu une excellente session avec elle.

- Delia 24a, roumaine, la plus belle cambrure et le plus beau cul du club, et sa petite copine typée cristina, 21a (30 en réalité).
1 an au PHG, depuis 3 semaines au psr après être passées au samya.
Les circonstances feront que j’irai en chambre avec Cristina alors que Delia me plaisait plus, Cristina étant plus réceptive à mes vannes boff trademark.
Question de feeling meme si je regretterai le magnifique Q de Delia.

Le bonus de 18h
Jolie et Jennifer, 2 étudiantes allemandes originaires de bonn dont c’est le tout premier pas en club.

- Jolie
21a, brune aux yeux bleus aux origines russes, physique chubby (nono approved), celle que choisira cochon.
Çà tombe bien, je préfère la copine blonde.

-Jennifer
19a, blonde avec mèches, yeux bleus, visage carré à la mila kunis ou selena gomez. Mignonne à souhait. Joli physique à la limite du chubby.
Elles sont sympathiques, mais un peu nerveuses et leur anglais limité ne m’aide pas. En plus, elles semblent imperméables à mon humour à 2 balles qui marche si bien avec les roumaines.
Bon, on verra en chambre.

Sessions

Mia
Corps de folie, superbe poitrine B+, tetons érectiles, dfk à volonté, très tactile, fellation "deutch qualitat", regards vicieux, alterne fellation vigoureuse et jeux de langue avec son piercing.
Pour le reste, c’est une vraie furie du sexe. Elle surjoue un peu son role de PSE mais se donne réellement à fond pour le plaisir de son partenaire et elle encaisse parfaitement bien.
Enchainement des positions, dynamisme, implication, c’est simplement exceptionnel.
 :great: :great:

Cristina
Petite brunette mate, joli petit cup A, petit Q, fellation douce et appliquée, c’est bien au dessus de la moyenne pour une roumaine.
Elle mouille naturellement, est très impliquée et sait se laisser aller. Dfk, caresses, c’est du pur GFE.  :great:

Jennifer
Jolies formes, peau très douce, joli cup C, corps qui manque un peu de fermeté mais qui conserve encore les qualités d’un corps de 19a.
Elle a un pussy d’une rare finesse et douceur, des lèvres fines et droites, c’est un pussy 18 carats, de ceux que tym est friand.
Le cuni est un délice et elle se laisse rapidement submerger.
Dfk, fellation appliquée et sensuelle, caresses, implication, ce n’est pas du GFE,  mais du 100% naturel, Une session qui fait simplement oublier que c’est du tarifé.
 :great: :great: :great:

conclusion
Ce club est un paradoxe.
Un club qui fait terne et vieillot (comme l’est l’aca ou l’était le samya), calme, sans ambiance, avec un line up plus que léger mais qui recèle son petit lot de perles et de surprises ponctuelles.
Jamais je n’aurai pensé y trouver un 100% win avec ces 3 sessions totalement différentes, 1 PSE, 1GFE et 1 naturelle.
Néanmoins je ne pense pas renouveler, pas sur d’avoir à nouveau ce gros coup de bol.

i am not as sexy as Boff so i did not have any kisses from her 

dude, it's not about sexiness...
Despite the fact that "50 is the juice", you just don't have my techniques
look at my avatar, robert RedBoff is the "whore whisperer"
it's just about getting them totally relaxed and confident
however, some german girls seem to be imunized 

anyway, weird she's back.... :017:

yes indeed. I remember that part two weeks ago
I mean, about Noo
and when she's not stuck into a guy's pants for hours , she hangs around with her countrywoman Bria.
she has a smooth and pretty face but has curvy shapes. the kind Noo likes, doesn't he?