SOLVING THE GREEK DEBT
Stefanos bought a donkey from a farmer for 100 Euro. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
In the morning he drove up and said "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkeys died".
Stefanos replied "Well just give me my money back then".
The farmer said "Can't do that. I've already spent it".
Stefanos said "OK then, just bring me the dead donkey".
The farmer asked "What are you going to do with him?"
Stefanos said "I"m going to raffle him off".
The farmer said "You can't raffle a dead donkey!"
Stefanos said "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead".
A month later, the farmer met up with Stefanos and asked "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Stefanos said "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at 2euro each and made a profit of 898 euro′
The farmer said "Didn't anyone complain?"
Stefanos said "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his 2 euro back".
Stefanos now works for a large bank and yesterday got offered to work for the federal government as a Financial Planner.